Tuesday, June 3, 2014

A man goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having a nightmare the man wakes him and asks his son if he is Ok.The son replies he is scared because he dreamed that Auntie Susie had died. The father tells the son that Auntie Susie is fine and sends him to bed.The next day, Auntie Susie dies.
    One week later  the man again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having another nightmare the man again wakes his son. The son this time says that he had dreamed that granddaddy had died. The father tells the son that granddaddy is fine and sends him to bedThe next day granddaddy dies.
      One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having another nightmare the man again wakes his son. The son this time says that he had dreamed that daddy had died. The father tells the son that he is Ok and sends the boy to bed  The man goes to bed but cannot sleep because he is so terrified. The next day the man is scared for his life he is sure he is going to die. After dressing he drives very carefully to work scared of a collision. He doesn't eat lunch because he is scared of food poisoning. He avoids everyone for he is scared he will somehow be killed. He jumps at every noise starts at every movement and hides under his desk.  
     Upon walking in his front door, he finds his wife. Honey I've just had the worst day of my entire life! She responds You think your day was bad the milkman dropped dead on the doorstep this morning.

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