Pirate booty

"Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of rum" singed the crew of my pirate ship. Argh the sirens are out, everybody plug up your ears. " this is a story of the pirate and the island of the dead. The fog spelled out. Sirens, siRENS. Yelled the crew. For those of you who don't know the sirens a mythical creatures and they sing your future. To any man who hears them he will instantly try to get to them.

"Jack no!!! Plug up your hears don't let them year ya. Screamed the caption during the sea storm. Everyone below deck were right next to the SIRENS, Oh god please help us, these are creatures of death please save us. The caption screamed and prayed. 

CRACK, was the sound of death on a pirate ship because that ment somthing hit the ship  or there's a hole in the ship. Jack, stop this madness you just knocked over the mast and were sinking! CRACK, we heard it again. Shooooom, and the entire crew look to the starboard and saw the sea creature, it's the creature of a thousand tales and a Thousand heads. Charybdis A whirlpool with teeth the size of a man o war ship. Shooooom, shoooom , shoooom you could hear her mighty roar. 

We're sinking yelled the caption. Nobody heard him because their ears are plugged for the sirens.  Skylla grabbed the ship with her tremounds trident and tentacles and Thera the ship into Charybdis. And I knew we were a gonner so I unplugged my ears and the sirens told me............

Uggggg what happened I said to my matey. Did we get drunk? I asked CLANG roared the sounds of swords clashing on each other. Caption were fighting witchcraft. The opponts are bones and won't die. They fall apart and come back together. Crew get back to our vessel,before the creatures take it.commanded the caption. Caption use the cannons to set the bones on fire yelled one of the crew. Fire  was the command we sure witing for but it never came. 

The caption I in a duel with a the boney leader and th caption was getting worn down.  Ok we're gonna save our caption so I need half of you to go and guard and help him,the other half come with me. Crew use the swivels to aim at the creatures and keep a permeated around the caption and the crew. I go and get the machine gun and shoot the boney leader. 

The machine gun was my  own invention, it was loaded in the chamber with bout 100 bullets, huge brass bullets,put the pouder in the chamber. You aim and turn the crank and the bullets fly. A bullet fallers to the second chamber where a bit of gun pouder called and get ignited by a spark.you could shoot 1000 bullets at a time. 

With guns ablazin the plan worked one of my stray bullets hit the caption. Someone go help the caption I screamed.